Things get complicated when they arrive home from the monsterparty and walk right past a sleeping KERI RUSSELL.
You’ve got your dread locks (on BOTH of them), you’ve got your goth-circus tuxedo, and you’ve got…your Doctor Seuss hat…? Distressingly, the doctor Seuss hat appears to be worn seriously, if that makes sense? Like, “I am serious about thinking this wacky hat is cool to wear.” That’s almost worse than all the body champagne-pouring and each other-worshiping. This whole sequence is where the “reminiscing about their great love” part loses me, because they don’t look in love so much as high on ecstasy and insufferable. I’m biased because I generally dislike large parties, but this looks like a PARTICULARLY HORRIBLE PARTY.Īlso: their outfits. I know this because they attended some sort of terrible rave together. Look, you wanna film yourself having sex, that’s fine I’m totally GGG, alright? But can you not look so creepy the whole time?Īnyway, Jack Noseworthy and Carla Gugino are TOTALLY IN LOVE. So standard, in fact, that it reminded me of this (great, now I have another soundtrack to hunt down). But before the assbaggery, there’s some normal, filming a sexy chair-dance couple stuff. I like how the beginning of this video shows how heartbroken Jack Noseworthy is about losing his BEST GIRL, and then it is slowly (quickly?) revealed that he is a TOTAL ASSBAG. Someone please start a Fuck Yeah Carla Gugino tumblr STAT. Jack Noseworthy is reminiscing HARD about Carla Gugino and their failed “relationship.” BTW, I love Carla Gugino. “At least I captured my pecs in these old photos.” He’s got puppy dog pecs, amiright? He is such a piece of MEAT with a capital CHEST in this video, it’s shocking.
It just seems like he’s always shirtless HURTING. Jack Noseworthy! Am I the only person who remembers Dead at 21? Anyway, they get a lot of hunky mileage out of him in this video. Here, one of the key elements of this video’s lolwhut-itude is revealed: the casting.
There’s just so much to talk about in this video, it’s hard to know where to start, so let’s make it easy for ourselves and start at the beginning, which sets the present action just above some sort of exotic marketplace. When I heard the song, I remembered that there was a pretty epic video to go with it (this is a definition of “epic” you’re probably not familiar with). I was reminded recently of how great this song is when it showed up while I was perusing Ross and Rachel/Friends mash-ups on youtube (you know, typical stuff totally normal after-work activities). As LOLvideos go, Bon Jovi’s “Always” is a pretty amazing place to start.